Lemme tell you what 'shiftin' is about.

Kinja'd!!! "toadterror" (toadterror)
01/20/2014 at 02:15 • Filed to: None

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It's all about this car who's a regular Automatic snooze-box, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, D, D, D, D, D, D, R, D, D, P.

How many Gears is that?

Not a lot.

Then one day she meets this Oppo motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Brian O' Connor in the 'The Fast and the Furious, he's swapping trannys. Now, she's gettin' the serious stick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pace. Pace.

It moves her. It shouldn't move her, you know, her drive-line should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat shifts her, she moves. It's just like it was in the 90's. You see the emotion is reminding a machine what it once was like to be a Auto. Hence, 'Like a Auto'.


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Kinja'd!!! tkeela > toadterror
01/20/2014 at 03:10

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You hear me talking, oppo-lock boy? I ain't through witchu by a damn sight! Imma get medieval on you arse!


Kinja'd!!! oldirtybootz > toadterror
01/20/2014 at 09:08

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Everyone one else can go home, you win the internets.